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Sexualities (with pizza!)

  • Straight person: I like plain pizza!
  • Gay person (male or female): I like pepperoni pizza!
  • Bisexual: I like both pepperoni and plain pizza!
  • Pansexual: I like any kind of pizza, no matter the topping.
  • Asexual: I don't like pizza.
  • Aromantic: I don't like pizza either, but I may enjoy the smell or the aesthetic.
  • Demisexual: I only enjoy pizza if it's specially made for me.
  • Homophobe: What is wrong with you? God made pizza to be plain, not so you can put all these toppings on it!!
  • Homophobe: And you can't like both plain and pepperoni! You're just confused! Choose one and stop being greedy!
  • Homophobe: WAITER! See that person getting pepperoni pizza? Take it back, because I don't like that.
haneko-meow

franciium:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
theyre straight
theyre white
theyre males
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????

i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this. 

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GUYS OH MY GOD

When people can’t handle the truth.

toon-link-1210

I need a hug.

toon-link-1210:

onemanbananaband:

pizzatron2010:

toon-link-1210:

I need a hug real bad.

*kisses forehead*
Shhhhhh…
*brings blankie and Link plushie*
Hush now, child
*brings you cookies and milk*
It’s alright…
*hugs you*
I’m here…do not fret, child…

…are you two the same guy.

No. I still need a hug.

well, either way

you have my support in whatever you need.

me and my son there, im so glad i raised such a good man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6MiDXTXPn8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dakd7EIgBE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnJ7uOK4nYg